I forgot, for a few days, to do anything real. I floated around in a daze of celebration.
I was celebrating my new baking program, the fact that the season of mass produced banana bread was behind us and the simple rare gift of a few glorious days off.
In retrospect, my celebration consisted largely of me sitting in sun warmed grass and laughing at bros playing (really intense) frisbee.
I think my subconscious parts were trying to give me that bear hyber-nation* style load of summeryness that I’m not gonna have time for now.
And damned if I didn’t forget I was gonna lose all of these days.
I can’t quite make it to my favorite farmer’s market anymore. I forgot to say goodbye to the stand with the best tomatoes I’ve ever tasted.
I could cry.
My brain is full of holes.
I keep forgetting to write at you wonderful people.
I forgot to make a big enough lunch… which is really code for ‘I forgot to not eat my lunch for breakfast’.
I’m a hungry lady.
I forgot to pay my bus fair this morning.
Ok, I didn’t forget.
I just didn’t want to. Yay, unobservant drivers!
I forgot to buy beer.
Shambles. My life is in shambles.
Who wants to be stuck drinking Jack and Gingers?**
… Me, actually. But variety is the spice of life/hangovers and I like to keep my options open.
I keep forgetting not to aggressively stuff my face with this speculoos stuff. (It’s cookie butter. And though both of it’s names sound gross and fucked up, it’s really only one of those things. And it’s vegan. What? Twist. It’s like peanut butter made of cookies. So, crack.)
I forgot to look at my damn clock last night and ended up going to sleep… for a grand total of about four hours.
Seriously. My brain is slipping***.
But I think, even if I tried, I couldn’t possibly forget how to make curry.
Now, I don’t think I’m particularly authentic about… well, any of my cooking. I tend to just use whatever needs using. Which usually leads to ‘fusion’ food. But it’s usually delicious fusion food.
My better curries start in a blender.
Well, ok, there’s a little prep before that. But. Blender.****
I’m not gonna give you a recipe for curry. See, I have this problem where I just dump in unknown quantities of things. ‘Cause I do what I want.
I’ll make more curry soon… and I’ll take notes. It’ll be awesome.
But I’ll tell you a secret now: after you blend all the super flavory sauce stuff (onions, garlic, ginger, peppers, tomatoes, spices, etc), cook it, by itself, in a tbsp or two of olive oil until it looks like food****
It’s a counter-intuitive process but the results are memorable. Even for someone like me.
*Poop plug. Summer poop plug.
Yeah, I ate some corn.
I’m sorry I’m so gross.
**Anywhere from a 1:2 to a 1:1 ration of Jack Daniels:Reed’s Ginger Beer. Deloicious. Add a little lemon juice if you’re feeling fancy.
***… slippin’ slippin’. Into the future.
****Ha. Butt blender.